Joan Rivers: Charlie Sheen's act "two bimbo sluts"
By Lacey Rose
LOS ANGELES (Hollywood Reporter) - Joan Rivers, the host of E!'s "Fashion Police" and WE's "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?," lets loose on Charlie Sheen's "Torpedo of Truth" tour and other hot topics.
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF CHARLIE SHEEN'S TOUR?
Rivers: I'm so jealous. He's filling stadiums that I can't fill. Without an act! Do you understand? I have an act and I can't fill Radio City for a week. Charlie Sheen has NO act -- he has two bimbo sluts. He's unhappy and he's a warlock and filling Radio City? I'm very upset.
IS THERE A LESSON TO BE LEARNED FROM SHEEN?
Rivers: The lesson to be learned is I should have been into drugs and whoring around when I was younger.
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO THAT YOU HAVEN'T DONE ALREADY?
Rivers: Well, "Joan & Melissa: Joan Knows Best?" on WE was renewed, so I'm thrilled about that. So I'm staying in L.A. five days a week; and the weekends back in New York. I know it sounds stupid but I want to go back to Broadway.
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